Who wears a wallet chain?!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I am mentally ready for anal.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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