Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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