Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
3 2 1 whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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