I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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