That's intense
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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