I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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