just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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