Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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