Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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