i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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