Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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