you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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