so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
