It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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