1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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