is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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