google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just invented taco cereal.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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