I think I died a long time ago.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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