quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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