My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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