Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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