Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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