they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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