dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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