They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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