booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Randomize
