dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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