I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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