wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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