i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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