I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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