and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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