Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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