Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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