omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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