if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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