You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
