Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
