you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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