dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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