is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Is Oprah even human
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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