singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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