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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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