Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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