wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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