used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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