what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
