So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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