yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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