I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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