Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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