Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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