you win again, gameday.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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