We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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