And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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